Host - Kitsch Niche




Kitsch Niche

with Strike

. . . throw in the world's largest collection of obscure music, mix them in a blender, serve cold over a big ol' hunk o' cheese, and what do you get? The longest running show on Luxuria. That's what.

Nobel Peace Prize laureate, advisor to 13 US presidents and scores of world leaders, holder of 476 patents, and People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for the 5th year running. What more can you say about the host of Luxuriamusic’s longest-running program? 2 words: armed & dangerous.

Philosophy of my radio show:

  • Take Dr. Demento, Alan Freed, Magnificent Montague, and Paul Frees, and mix them in a blender. Serve cold over cheese. Mmmm…

Five artists LuxuriaMusic listeners will hear on my show:

  • Five? Try 50,000, mac. Every show is an archeological dig into the Olduvai Gorge of music. You’ll impress your co-workers at the water cooler on Monday when you wow ’em with tidbits you learned from the show the night before, like this: “Did you know that Herb Alpert’s first writing credit was on Teenage Cutie by Lucky Wray who was actually Link Wray and his brother Doug?” “Is that right, Johnson? We need more smart people like you in management. Congratulations. The promotion is yours!”

To derive the maximum pleasure from my radio show:

  • Listen while drunk.

When I’m not DJing I can be found:

  • Back at the halfway house or running around nekkid if they can’t catch me!

The secret superpower I possess:

  • The ability to impersonate any celebrity in the world badly at will.
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