It's no secret that the Beatles had an anti-American agenda. They were, after all, communist agents.
We here at Luxuria Music have always tried to do our part to keep the evil influence of the Beatles from infiltrating our playlists. Except, that is, for that one day a year when we celebrate the death of their leader, John "Vladimir Ilyich" Lennon. Every year on the aniversary of his assassination, we take a little time out from our holiday shopping to gloat at the heroic removal of this most insidious agent of chaos.
I'm sure you all remember "C'mon Live A Little's" glorious paticipation in this grand event. This Saturday, we'll take a fond look back at Lux's Big Beatles Day. What (aside from senseless violence) could be more all-American than reruns?